12 Hilarious Action Figures – Dolls

Fidel Castro Think of the fun you will have re-creating the Bay of Pigs invasion or the Cuban Missile Crisis! You can oppress your other action figures and nationalize your mother’s vegetable patch. The possibilities are endless!

It says ‘Jesus Christ wich ninja messiah throwing nails death killer “cross pump action over” under shotgun‘ on the package.
Amazon have another version although he says some really weird things

Wall Street Victims action figures!
 At only $5.95 for two, even the most down on his luck investor can afford them!

Corkscrew Bill. Pop your cork with Bill Clinton’s generous talent, with a particularly strategically placed screw adding a new twist on post-White House employment. A great gift no matter where they land on the political spectrum.

The Hillary Nutcracker Is America ready for THIS nutcracker? You have just found the most innovative new product of the year! Get your hands on the world’s most unique nutcracker…Grab Hillary while supplies last!

Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. Shes the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines.

Sigmund Freud  believed in the power of dreams. But in his wildest imagination he never dreamed he’d be turned into a toy such as this.

Apparently spiderman and batman are power rangers too

Albert Einstein

Tom Cruise.  This doll comes with a bobblehead to give you an authentic recreation of Cruise’s couch moment on Oprah.

Even Bin Laden is an action figure.I am pretty sure you won’t find many in the USA.